I was recently working on a project for a friend of mine and wanted to find the “Hello, Kitty” font for the text that would be involved.  Naturally, I asked Google to guide me.

I found a link to a website called “First Scrapbook Made Easy”.  That sounds legit and safe, right?  I thought so, too, until I took a better look at the first two items up for sale:

Oh my!

Whaaa?  That’s dirty!  The site goes on to offer purses, lunch boxes, baby mobiles, wallets, lamps, etc.  All of it is very normal…except for the flagship items on their page.

For the record, I never did find the font.