These numbers are worldwide followed by my in depth reviews of each.
10. Clash of the Titans — $493.2 million – I have not seen this movie, but I imagine it sucked.
9. How to Train Your Dragon — $494.9 million – I have not seen this movie, but I hear from anyone and everyone that it is pretty awesome and the best animated movie, EVER. I can not confirm or deny.
8. Despicable Me — $539.9 million – Never heard of it.
7. Iron Man 2 — $582.2 million – Saw it on a plane and was furious that it sucked so much compared to the first one. I was flying business class so it was free, or I would have really been mad if I ponied up a few bucks to see it.
6. Twilight Saga: Eclipse — $693.5 million – Can honestly say I didn’t catch this pile of steaming horse dung.
5. Shrek Forever After — $739.8 million – I liked the first one, didn’t see this one though.
4. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 1. — $824.1 – They still make these movies? I haven’t seen any of them, and most likely will never.
3. Inception — $825.4 million – Took an ambien and was about 5 beers deep on a plane when I tried to watch it. Was too complicated for that sort of a state of mind , so I fell asleep. True story.
2. Alice in Wonderland — $1 billion – Didn’t see it. Looked stupid and I stopped doing hallucinogenics in college.
1. Toy Story 3 — $1.1 billion – Haven’t seen it yet, probably will at some point.
