We’ve handpicked some of the best tweets that tell the stories of Week 4 in the NFL. Any to contribute? Send them our way.

1. @pourmecoffe, lot’s of guys in Boston have disappointed their wives and girlfriends to Tom Brady posters, so you’re good.

2. I’m going to use this phrase 20 times a day for the next couple weeks.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a Cutler/Osi Umenyiora sex tape floating around the internet.

4. He also plays with injuries set to “off”, so that the Eagles have a chance of winning.

5. Rex Ryan is fat.