We’ve handpicked some of the best tweets that tell the stories of Week 3 in the NFL. Any to contribute? Send them our way.

1. A lesson for Tiger Woods: If you come back and perform at a high level people start to forget you’re a marginal human being.

2. It doesn’t matter how many games you win, Rex.

3. Right?

4. It’s uncanny actually.

5. Eventhough his hair looks like a squirrel nesting on his head, Devin Hester is a baaaaaad man.