62 year-old Russian President Vladimir Putin “took part” in a celebrity hockey all-star game in Sochi, Russia on Saturday.

And by “took part,” I mean that Putin scored eight goals because who the hell would be suicidal enough to actually try and prevent Vladimir Putin from scoring during a meaningless hockey game?

According to CBS Sports, there were a couple of former NHL players participating in the totally-not-stage game, including Pavel Bure and Valeri Kamensky.

Putin’s squad ended up winning the game 18-6. Everyone presumably made it home safely that night.

[CBS Sports]

  • OS2toMac

    Did not realize that Pavel Bure and Valeri Kamensky played in the National FOOTBALL League!