Denver Broncos v Houston Texans

Houston Texans defensive lineman JJ Watt is spending his offseason in Wisconsin, where he resides in a $800,000 cabin that sits on 36 acres of land he owns. Watt told the media in January that the cabin is “really minimalistic” and located in the “middle of nowhere” – two descriptions that miiiiiight be a little misleading.

According to Busted Coverage, the not-so-humble abode is located just over 30 miles from Milwaukee and only a few miles away from corporate civilization. And, as you can see from the photos, well…it’s not exactly a one-room shack in the middle of the woods.

It’s actually a pretty baller crib, check it out.

[More photos over at Busted Coverage]