The NFC Divisional Playoff game between the Seattle Seahawks and Carolina Panthers doesn’t kick off until after 5 pm on Saturday, but one group of serious flip cup players will be getting the party started at 6 am near the Krispy Kreme down the street from CenturyLink Field (note: that’s waaaay down the street). Apparently, these guys are just too good for everyone they’ve played against so far this season, so they’ve made a public plea — on Craiglist — for an opponent worthy of a best-of-seven tournament. Just how good are they? Here’s what you’ll be up against:
We’re good at flip cup. In fact, better than you plus 3 of your friends. We are Richard Sherman, you are fucking Skip Bayless. We are Russell Wilson, you are Colin Kaepernick. We are the WWII Allies and you are the fucking Axis. We are the East Compton Clovers, you are the Rancho Carne Toros.
They talk a big game, but 6 am is mad early. Anything can happen before the sun comes up. Here’s a screenshot of the full ad, you know, just in case 6 am flip cup is your thing:
[Reddit]


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