confettiOne of the most highly anticipated moment of LeBron James’ first home game in Cleveland was his signature pregame chalk toss, a tradition Nike jumped at the chance to sponsor by providing fans with branded bags of confetti. Clearly, Nike didn’t really think this one through, as everyone was too busy snapping photos of LeBron with their smart phones instead of tossing the confetti in unison. One enterprising fan decided to hock their unopened bag on eBay, where, of course, some idiot dropped half a bill on it. Congratulations, random eBay shopper, on your silly bag of Nike paper.

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