Welp, it looks like someone took some time out of their day to take a nice piece of Rawlings lumber to Richie Incognito’s black Ferrari this week. We’ll just never be able to figure out why would anyone do this to such a nice guy.

Also, what kind of idiot leaves the assault weapon at the crime scene? Be smarter than that.

UPDATE: It turns out that kind of idiot is Incognito himself. Color me shocked.