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Paul McCartney Wanted A Free Brooklyn Nets T-Shirt So Bad

First of all, what is Sir Paul doing way up there with the little people, and why is he not sitting courtside? Oh, that’s right, it costs an arm and a leg to go see the surging (9 and 15, baby!) Brooklyn Nets, so maybe it’s all he could afford. Oh, who are we kidding, this guy’s the richest non-Russian in the Barclay’s Center. Kajillionaires like him should never be in a position to fight over promotional items shot out of cannons.

However, this reminds me: it would be funny if a disgruntled mascot decided to go rogue one day, and just fire t-shirts at the people sitting courtside. He’d definitely target all the obnoxious and ungrateful little kids who sit there, because nobody likes them. I bet he even gets off three or four shots before anyone realizes what’s going on. He’d for sure get arrested/fired, but I would pitch in at least $5 towards his bail money.

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