Our friend Slade Sohmer from Hyper Vocal was in Paris on Friday to take in the much ballyhooed game between Paris-Levallois and Cholet. Some of the recognizable players balling in France included Duke’s Daniel Ewing, Michigan State’s Aloysius Anagonye and UVA’s Elton Brown, but the biggest star of the night ended up to be 6’8 power forward Steeve Ho You Fat. No really, that’s his name. This baller of French Guiana descent just became the greatest jersey of all-time far surpassing “He Hate Me.” Ho You Fat is not just fantastic putdown any longer, it is now your new favorite basketball player.