Soccer

Don’t Blink: Tim Cahilll Scores Fastest Goal In MLS History

What can you do in seven seconds? Your girlfriend told me one embarrassing thing you can do in under seven seconds, but that’s besides the point. Tim Cahill can score a goal in seven seconds. In a mere seven seconds Cahill and the New York Red Bulls blitzed the Houston Dynamo. Cahill set the record for the fastest goal in the 17-year history of the MLS. Now go work on making things last with your lovely lady.