Remember your mommy telling you to just go to sleep because there are no monsters under your bed? Well your mom is full of sh*t. Just ask Guy Whitall who awoke with a certified killing machine in his bedroom. There was an eight-foot crocodile under Whitall’s bed and he had no idea of the presence of the prehistoric creature during his 8-hour slumber. He was not aware of the danger until his housemaid shrieked as she caught a glimpse of the 330-pound monster. Whitall is the director of a safari lodge in Zimbabwe and gathered some coworkers to drag the freeloading guest to the nearby Turgwe River.
Add “Purchase Nightlight” on my To Do List for today.