Proof: There Are Monsters Under Your Bed Waiting To Eat You When You Fall Asleep

Remember your mommy telling you to just go to sleep because there are no monsters under your bed? Well your mom is full of sh*t. Just ask Guy Whitall who awoke with a certified killing machine in his bedroom. There was an eight-foot crocodile under Whitall’s bed and he had no idea of the presence of the prehistoric creature during his 8-hour slumber. He was not aware of the danger until his housemaid shrieked as she caught a glimpse of the 330-pound monster. Whitall is the director of a safari lodge in Zimbabwe and gathered some coworkers to drag the freeloading guest to the nearby Turgwe River.

Add “Purchase Nightlight” on my To Do List for today.