In your “Please God Tell Me People Aren’t This Stupid” news of the morning we bring you the ramblings of Michelle Johnson of Brooklyn, New York. Michelle called up the morning show The Breakfast Club on hip hop radio station Power 105.1 to vent about the war that President Barack Obama wants to wage against Siri. No that wasn’t a typo, I didn’t spell “Syria” incorrectly, this woman believes that the U.S. is about to fire missiles at every iPhone equipped with the talking personal smartphone assistant Siri. I know Siri correctly answers only 20% of the questions you ask her, but that is no reason to declare war on her. This is probably a radio bit, however knowing the ignorance of many people, this is totally plausible. Some people should just give up on life.
Woman Calls Radio Show To Complain That Obama Is About To Go To War With Siri, As In The iPhone Assistant
Recent Posts
Angels’ Mike Trout suffers torn meniscus, out for the season
Los Angeles Angels superstar Mike Trout suffered a torn meniscus, a diagnosis that will end his 2024 MLB season.
Seahawks QB Geno Smith misses practice again
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith missed practice again this week while the team works out his hip and knee.
Josh Allen: ‘We got a group of guys that are just finding ways to get open’
Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen gave his thoughts on the team's new receiver room, and how everyone is making it work.
Caitlin Clark will ‘hopefully’ make Team USA next Olympics
“work hard and hopefully you can be there.”
Russell Wilson casually predicts Steelers Super Bowl run
"we’ve got 21 games to play"
George Kittle on Brock Purdy transforming the 49ers offense
George Kittle is a big fan of 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy and how he's transformed throughout his unlikely NFL career.
Sidebar
Popular Posts
Recent Posts
Angels’ Mike Trout suffers torn meniscus, out for the season
Los Angeles Angels superstar Mike Trout suffered a torn meniscus, a diagnosis that will end his 2024 MLB season.
Seahawks QB Geno Smith misses practice again
Seattle Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith missed practice again this week while the team works out his hip and knee.
Josh Allen: ‘We got a group of guys that are just finding ways to get open’
Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen gave his thoughts on the team's new receiver room, and how everyone is making it work.
Caitlin Clark will ‘hopefully’ make Team USA next Olympics
“work hard and hopefully you can be there.”
Russell Wilson casually predicts Steelers Super Bowl run
"we’ve got 21 games to play"
George Kittle on Brock Purdy transforming the 49ers offense
George Kittle is a big fan of 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy and how he's transformed throughout his unlikely NFL career.