I’m not even sure where to start on this one. “Every Young Man’s Battle: The Movie” is a Christian anti-porn movie that is meant to teach young christians that watching porn is bad. Our ginger hero sits at his rapey youth leader’s house talking about porn addiction before going to study at the library. Ol’ Gingy is getting along fine until a teenage Pugsley invites him over that night to watch porn with a few other guy friends. Sounds fun, right? Four or five heterosexual teenage boys sitting around watching porn together? Above all that, though, is the slow, menacing shutting of the door at the end. You KNOW what went down after that. If anyone can get me a full copy of this movie, please do.

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