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The Blaine Gabbert Theme Song Exists

We have no clue why this happened or who created the Blaine Gabbert theme song, but it is a reality that we all need to live with.    The song is performed by Rick Singleberry & The Casual Lovers and exists as the only video on the “Pro Football USA” YouTube channel and we would love to know any more details about this treasured piece of American history.  The Jaguars quarterback must be loving this!

Here are lyrics to the atrocity:

When it’s the fourth quarter and the game’s on the line
Just be glad that Blaine’s on your side
If you blitz him on third down, you’ll pay the price
He’ll hit his receiver right in stride

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!

Critics hated on Blaine for much too long
They stoked his fire and the flames grew strong
But Blaine did not cry any Blaine tears
He’s back for revenge and it’s so very clear

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Put in Henne (Suck on my D!)

*Wicked solo*

If you play Cover 2 it’s simply a shame
Beware of the QB he will make it Blaine

Blaine is a real American
Damn straight the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Climbing the ranks; King of Everbank!
Blaine is a real American
Hell yeah the Jaguars are going to win
Blaine is a real American
Leading the fight; Let’s win tonight!

*Another wicked solo*

Blaine bicka Blaine bicka bicka Blaine Blaine bicka Blaine bicka Blaine blicka blicka Blaine Blaine.. BLAINE!

Yeahhhhh!

Blaine!

 

[Eye on Football]