I’m a sucker for infomercials. I don’t know what it is about them that intrigues me so much. Is it the products themselves or the ridiculous “friends in the kitchen excitedly listening to me talk about my new blender” shoots that are just so funny? I once got drunk and ordered a Grip Go online after watching the infomercial. It works, though, which is good.

Never Wet is the new kid on the block and it is amazing. It uses some sort of ridiculous spray coating to make it so whatever it touches is never wet (get it?). Shoes, shirts, pans, toilet brushes, phones, etc. They all stay completely dry when coated with this stuff. I have watched this twice now and all I can say is: