I will be honest with you, I do NOT talk on the bathroom when I am in a public place. I even remember the one time I did it, and I felt terrible about it. Not because it may be rude to the person I was chatting with, but because I was worried someone else in the bathroom would think I was disgusting. Talking on the phone at home while on the porcelain throne? ABSOLUTELY. Let’s learn a little more about who else talks on the phone while on the pooper and other scary stats, shall we?