There’s nothing quite like getting exactly what you want for Christmas. As a child, I made some pretty bold requests, hoping my year of good behavior would warrant the fulfillment of such a wish. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t.
I decided to tap into the internet’s greatest hits today to bring you this piece, reflecting just how happy a child can be when he gets that elusive gift that he knows is a pipe dream.

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