We’re used to celebrities slathering themselves in shameless self-promotion, but your boy Wyclef Jean has taken it to a whole ‘notha level and he’s dragging us right down there with him. On October 17th, Wyclef made us unwitting participants in his birthday ego porn and tweeted:

TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep à good Man down! Keep à smile when they want you to frown!

Good luck getting this out of your head. Did we really need another reason to think this guy is a sort of a knucklehead?

You’d love yourself this much too if you could roll outta bed with oiled up guns