Iraqi Gangster Kid, How Have I Not Seen This Video Before?

I have absolutely NO clue what is going on here, and I do not care.  I spent about 30 minutes this morning on this Tumblr which is now one of my favorite things in the world.  If The Jade of all Jades is reading this please comment below so I can find you and marry you.

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