Lots of sports fans vying for the title of worst person in North America this week, this guy submits his entry by hurling his fat frame on top of the dugout and stealing a foul ball that was meant for a lovely blonde in the front row.

The slim chance this guy was going to have sex in the next 5 years just evaporated.

  • Wow, this video is going viral fast. I just heard about it on Sharapova’s Thigh twitter a couple hours ago and now its everywhere. Even Deadspin and the Big Lead.

    Crazy. I hope that guy sees himself on the web, douche.

  • Wait

    I don’t know, that guy looks possibly mentally handicapped. Look at the way he is playing with the ball once he gets it. In which case it would be less of a douche move and more of a honest mistake.

    • astuartgirl

      I was thinking the same thing … the guy next to him should have made him give it back.

  • Whitey

    Don’t worry. Blondes get PLENTY of balls.

  • Bronncohowie

    Look at that cretin. Typical Arizona douchebag citizen !!

  • James

    First few seconds i thought, wow what a tool… but if you watch it all I think its pretty clear the guy is mentally handicapped. Almost a great video though.

  • Joey5Picks

    The blond (who’s a 5 at best) got a ball in the end, so all’s well.

    • all in fun

      Clearling this is a fun video of people having fun, so what does if the blond was a 5 or 10 why be a jerk! And by the way I happen to know the blond and she is an absolute 10, better take another look or put on some glasses!

      • judge-of-women

        news flash. she is certainly NOT a 10. Just because you know her doesn’t make her hot.

  • Apparently the guy stole Joe Maddon’s glasses as well .. smh

  • Please take this down immediately. Its obvious that this gentlement is mentally handicapped and he sure as hell doesn’t need more shit thrown his way.

  • TrentC

    The kid is deff mentally handicapped. not only can you tell by the way he was fidgeting, but just about everything he does displays this. Maybe he’s autistic.

  • Goober

    It’s Mary’s brother Warren!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOP_G0yv1Gs

  • bears

    He’s most likely mentally challenged… take it down.

  • John

    This dude isn’t mentally handicapped. He’s all fidgety because he feels like an idiot. He’s probably just some socially retarded IT worker at the game with his Dad.

    • Lauren

      Agreed! That’s what I thought too. I think someone needs to throw a ball directly into his junk so he can’t reproduce, as if he even had a chance in hell to get with a woman anyway. But just incase, lets make sure he can’t bring another person into the world with his stunning personality.

  • T Malley

    agree. need to take that video down. the dude isn’t operating w a full deck.

  • Mary

    I bet that idiot feels like a real man wrestling a ball away from that woman. Shame on him!!!

  • Frank

    This is Arizona… someone should check his papers

  • George

    Please take this video down and offer an apology. It is so easy to hammer, ridicule, and scold an action as socially unacceptable as this. He obviously is mildly autistic and doesn’t understand the social implications of his action. To belittle him is 100 times more disgusting than his behavior because he does not understand – we do!! It’s not funny to read these comments, it is very sad.

    • George

      I am also very disgusted with Sports Illustrated for allowing this video to be posted and calling this person a D-Bag. Great journalism! You will sacrifice a handicap person’s dignity for a quick laugh. Picture this poor guy”s parents and how they will deal with people telling them about this video. They will cry with shame and embarrassment. Don’t you think they have suffered enough? Take the stupid video down NOW and offer an apology for your ignorant actions.

  • Ryan

    That poor woman could have been seriously injured. Why didn’t the father step in when his kid decided to jump all over the woman?

  • If he’s really handicapped, his handler should have stopped him. What kind of father (or older bear lover) lets his retard kid toss himself over a row of empty seats towards the playing field at a Major League Baseball game? For all he knew Corky was about to take his pants off and crap in the dugout. The blame here lies squarely on the zookeeper, not the ‘tard. On that note, who’s to say he’s retarded? Maybe he’s just an idiot. If that’s the case, he deserves every second of the recognition he’s getting. It’s called a library card and it’s free. Go get one.

  • Goober

    Clearly, he’s gone full retard, and you should never go full retard.

    • Matt

      LOL! But seriously my first thought was this guy was mentally retarded. I still think he is but I am could only imagine if he was not retarded and that was his normal mannerisms.

  • KEEPINITREAL

    HAVE YOU ALL LOST UR MINDS??! THIS YOUNG MAN IS A KING AMONGST BOYS. A TRUE MAN INDEED. A “HOT” WOMAN WHO OBVIOUSLY COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE TEAM AND PROBABLY THE GAME OF BASEBALL DOESN’T DESERVE SUCH A TREASURED PIECE OR MEMORABILIA. THIS KID IS A TRUE FAN WHO WEARS HIS TEAMS JERSEY AND SUPPORTS HIS TEAM WITH GREAT PASSION. THE “HOT” WOMAN, WHO WAS TOO BUSY STUFFING HER FACE, PUT UP THE MOST PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT RETRIEVEING THE BALL EVERRRRR, WHEREAS THE NERDY KID DARN NEAR BROKE HIS NECK AND IN TURN SACRIFICED ALL CHANCES OF LOSING HIS VIRGINITY. THIS MAN MAY NEVER GET LAID IN HIS LIFE ALL FOR A TREASURED BASEBALL. I HAVE COMPLETE RESPECT FOR HIS TACTICS AS I TOO WOULD HAVE TRANSORMED INTO BEASTMODE AND POSSIBLY THREW AN ELBOW OR TWO.
    RESPECT THIS MAN FOR FIGHTING FOR THE PRIDE OF SPORTS AND REDEEMING PROPER AUTHORITY OF MANHOOD. HE DIDNT DO THIS FOR HIMSELF, HE DID THIS FOR EVERY MAN WHO HAS TO LISTEN TO HIS GIRLFRIEND TALK ABOUT CURTAINS DURING A GAME, HE DID THIS FOR ALL MEN WHO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL TO GO ON A DOUBLE DATE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND’S COWORKERS!, HE DID THIS FOR EVERY SINGLE TIME A WOMAN HAS ALLOWED THE INLAWS TO STAY AT THE HOUSE INSTEAD OF A HOTEL!
    ALL HAIL THE NERD KING.

    • Funniest. Post. Ever. This s— deserves an award! By the way, I’m not near a computer right now so if the boy in question is mentally challenged, I’m not aiming to make fun of or abuse him too. KEEPINITREAL’s post was just bloody hilarious.

  • u r all dumb

    The boy that stole the ball clearly has some mental disabilities. He is not in complete control of himself and to make fun of someone for this is just wrong.

  • KEEPINITREAL, Thanks for saying what should have been said from the very beginning. That piece of plastic dressed up like a woman didn’t deserve the ball since her greasy cheese frys were more important than the ball. Both her and her friend “I’ll assume she was her friend”, showed the kind of class of people who could care nothing about baseball or who was even winning the game. They probably got those seats from a season ticket holder and thought that it was all free, so lets gooo-o. And your right that dried up piece of plastic has all ready had her share of balls. That might have been that guys one moment where he said I’m not giving in to these kind of women anymore. But, worst than that was the announcer who so sided with that” poor lady”.He must have SUCKER writen all over his face. I’ve seen women like that and they make me physically sick to my stomach. ALL HAIL THE NERD KING

  • all in fun

    Let me tell you all thatthis has had such gross and repulsive remarks about this video. First of all those who have slammed my her, you can all go to H**L. Number one she is interested in baseball, the tickets are given to her as part of her business, she is a executive with a business, and so she is pretty and smart. And WTF she is eating a pretzel watching the baseball game, leave her along. From behind comes a man leaping over the chair to snatch the ball from her basically from no where. Now seriously did she know that if in fact that he is autistic or as so every one says. Maybe he just simply wanted the ball and thought he had a chance at it, at any cost. Unfortunately he bent her arm back and she has been hurt. Now to slam either one of them- REALLY! This simply is a video of a baseball game and really he wanted the ball it was sent to her, he got it and they sent one to her in exchange of it all. Now why the HELL is everyone carrying on about him or her. What does it really matter it is just a baseball game, a ball and some fun why is everyone trashing them!!!!!! All I say is there are some really bored and spitful, angry people out there, just enjoy it and laugh!

  • all in fun

    Oh by the way Pitc1 you physically make me sick!!!And obviously you are a nerd who would think a guy attacking awoman is cool!