Cory Mogen, of Stearns County, Minnesota, was arrested early this morning after breaking into the Pizza Hut where he is employed and attempting to make himself some wings.
The local police were called to the scene around 1:25 AM when the alarm went off at the local eatery. They found the back door open and Cory inside, attempting to make himself a late night snack. There was marinara sauce everywhere and boneless wings in the fryer.
It wasn’t so much that he was there, really, but rather that he blew a .22 into the Breathalyzer…and that was with a half-assed attempt, authorities say.
Mogen was booked on suspicion of third-degree burglary. It is unknown whether or not he got to eat some wings.