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Happy Birthday Sinbad: WAC Welcomes Texas State

On the birthday of all-time Texas State legend Andre ‘Sinbad’ Krimm reports surfaced today that Texas State, along with Texas-San Antonio and University of Denver, will join the Western Athletic Conference.  Needless to say this is the biggest new in Texas State football since the huge win over the #1 ranked Texas Colts on a miraculous two-point conversion by legendary quarterback Paul ‘Scott Bakula’  Blake.   If you don’t know the legend of Texas State you can view it here:

Moving to the WAC will be a big step up for the 4-5 Armadillos Bobcats after tough losses to Southeast Louisiana, Central Arkansas and Northwestern State [Editor’s note:  That one is made up and from a movie, right?  You can’t have a direction with no state it has to be fake]. 

No word on if Kathy Ireland has any remaining eligibility but we’re keeping our fingers crossed: