The San Francisco Giants closer, Brian Wilson has become a cult hero in the San Francisco Bay Area and more recently with the entire country after his recent appearance on Jay Leno. Fans of the World Champion pitcher have even started multiple Facebook groups vying to have Wilson host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live. Inevitably, with the fortune and fame of professional athletic success comes fans. And not just young aspiring little leaguers, fans of the female persuasion.
Cosby Sweaters recently came upon such a letter sent to Wilson shortly after his Leno appearance. We assure you that this letter and its sender are 100% real and we are posting the letter with her permission. We simply want to make sure that she actually gets her date with Mr. Wilson. That’s what we’re about here at Cosby Sweaters: We discover people; we learn about their dreams; and we try to connect the two. We work doggedly to make this happen.
So without further ado….Brian Wilson, Meet Monica:
Dear Mr. Wilson,
Congratulations on winning the World Series! It was fun to watch the Giants throughout the playoffs and into the WS. So what are your plans now in the offseason? I know if I had just won the World Series I’d probably go somewhere warm and tropical and lay on a beach…. for a month.
I’ve never written a fan letter to anyone, so I really don’t know what to write. I guess I’ll just be honest, the reason I’m writing to you is that I would like to know if you’re single? I plan on coming out to San Francisco in June when the Giants play the Minnesota Twins (HUGE Twins fan obviously). My goal every year is to travel to a different ballpark to watch a series and I’m told AT&T Park is one of the best!
So I was wondering if you would be up for meeting for drinks or getting together while I’m in town? I know that’s a pretty bold thing to ask a stranger, but life is too short… and you only live once. I’ve seen you on “The Cheap Seats” with Chris Rose and I think you are one of the funniest and hottest guys in baseball…. plus I’m a total sucker for Irish guys… there’s just something alluring about them. I totally love the Mohawk and you have such an engrossing personality, plus I think you’re sexy as hell. No doubt in my mind that you are a riot to hang out with! Ideally, I would love for you to f*ck my brains out. I’ll be in San Francisco pretty much the whole week as I will be visiting college buddies as well.
I understand how incredibly busy you are during the season and that you might not be able to go out after games. But I hope that you take into consideration my letter, I’ll only be in town for a week and I always want to make the most of my vacations.
Anyway, I’m sure you’re wondering who would write you a letter like this. Well, my name is Monica and I live in Minneapolis, MN. I’m 28 years old and I play kickball for fun. I’ve enclosed a SASE for you if you feel like writing or sending anything back. Again, congrats on the World Series win and I’m looking forward to next season.
Cosby Sweaters is going to help see this thing through. In the meantime, you can keep track on Monica’s twitter.