Air travel is already one of the worst activities on earth. Joining a bunch of strangers on a flying bus isn’t my idea of a fun time.

Memphis Grizzlies forward Chandler Parsons didn’t have himself a great season last year but he is on track to land a comedy gig for what he did to LA Clippers forward Blake Griffin.

Parsons makes Griffin’s life a complete nightmare as the two flew together. Parsons made sure to record it all via Instagram.

Chandler Parsons isn’t someone you’d want to sit next to on a plane ? (via @chandlerparsons/Story)

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The amount of unspeakable airplane violations that take place makes my skin crawl. He takes his shoes off and puts them on the tray table. He puts his fingers in Griffin’s drink and then wipes his hands on Griffin. He turns the air off so Griffin gets hotter.

The worst part of it all is when Parsons lifts up the shades to let light into the cabin. To me, there isn’t a greater offense than doing that to your row mate.

Griffin is somehow able to laugh it all off but if you see Parsons coming your way on a flight. Remember to change seats.

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