Dale Earnhardt Jr. Sucks at Making Sandwiches, Puts Mayo With Bananas

NASCARBy Jason Smith on April 5, 2016

We really, really, really hope Dale Jr. just posted this because Hellman’s gave him a fat check.

If not, he needs therapy. The NASCAR driver tweeted a photo of him making what he calls his “favorite sandwich” and it’s absolutely disgusting:

Making my favorite sandwich. I swear it's delicious. @Hellmanns pic.twitter.com/sK5XeHxVi9

— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) April 5, 2016

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