One of the best things about having Sunday Night Football on NBC is that it gives The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon a weekly opportunity to roast the game’s players with some wonderful superlatives.

The Cowboys and Eagles are playing SNF this week, so they got the honors in this week’s edition of Tonight Show Superlatives. No one was spared.

Here’s Cowboys wide receiver Cole Beasley:

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And an eerily accurate description of Sam Bradford.

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Still, the most hilarious one may have been poor Cowboys QB Brandon Weeden.

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[The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon]