It can’t be easy being in charge of Nike’s Twitter account. In addition to dealing with people complaining about every coveted sold-out release, the brand has to put up with trivial matters like this.

Yes, a guy decided to hit up an $86.2 billion company to ask them for some moon shoes so that he could stunt on a date.

The sneaker in question.
The sneaker in question.

Understandably, the dude’s request was ignored at first because Nike definitely has better things to do than worry about someone’s relationship status. Not-so-understandably, the guy then tried to push the matter.

The shade throwing finally caught the attention of Nike who responded with this beautifully devastating reply.

It looks like someone will just have to toss on some beaters and hope for the best.

[Complex]