Despite the fact that he didn’t appear to be particularly enthusiastic about the prospect of his team being on HBO’s Hard Knocks, Houston Texans defensive end and football deity J.J. Watt sure makes for some compelling television.

The HBO show decided to open this week’s episode with this amazing curse-ridden speech by Watt that sounds like something that was specifically written for an ‘R’ rated Friday Night Lights.

Basically, this is just more evidence that J.J. Watt was specially created to embody the very spirit of football. Bow down before the gridiron god.