It was reported earlier this week that Adidas has submitted a $200 million bid to sign James Harden to the brand as his contract with Nike recently expired.

While Nike is currently discussing whether or not to match Adidas’s offer, the geniuses over at Taiwanese Animators have put together a brilliant “news segment” on the topic.

It’s hard to pick a highlight moment in the amazingly bizarre video as everything from Harden’s fashion sense to the Kardashians are lambasted with equal aplomb. Still, this is definitely the best dig that the video gets on Harden’s actual basketball play:

Perfect.

[ProBasketballTalk]