Kanye West went to Game 4 of the NBA Finals and was apparently unamused. So when the Warriors went up by as much as 20 in the fourth quarter, West decided to follow LeBron James’ lead and call it quits for the night. Except instead of retiring to the bench, West snuck off to the media room and found the postgame press conference podium. So he did what anyone would do: he gave a postgame press conference.

I have a sneaking suspicion that if West weren’t an international music mogul, he would choose to be an NBA player. Kim Kardashian surprised him by renting out Staples center, and that was the happiest he ever looked in his life.