LSU Is Building An LSU-Shaped Lazy River For Drunk Frat Bros To Pee In

CultureBy John Ferensen on May 14, 2015

Yeah, this seems like a great use of $84 million in university funds. Forget about that whole “LSU is possibly going bankrupt” thing.

The proposed LSU lazy river. pic.twitter.com/UBARG9AjDK

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"Could I see myself in another uniform? Yeah, it’s possible.”

“I don’t like that they took the surprise onside kick out of it.”

The two will not be playing for the same team this time around.

Prescott claims he is the victim of an extortion plot.

Kawhi Leonard will be the 12th and final member of Team USA.

There will be multiple notable running backs hitting the open market this offseason.

"Could I see myself in another uniform? Yeah, it’s possible.”