Australian TV Host Danny Clayton wasn’t too interested in the fact that Kolohe Andino had won the Australian Open of Surfing over the weekend.

Instead, when Clayton got the opportunity to talk about Andino, he skewered the surfer on live TV for text messages that Andino supposedly sent to Clayton’s girlfriend, model Zoe Cross. As if that wasn’t amazing enough, Clayton didn’t mince words either:

“I’ve got some tips for Kolohe, too, actually. Stay the fuck away from my girlfriend… I’ve seen the texts you’ve been sending her, and they’re making her feel uncomfortable.”

This incident is made all the better by the Instagram post which Danny posted on Valentine’s Day.

Happy Valentine's Day to this one @crossandbone #sheistaken

A photo posted by Danny Clayton (@dannyclayton) on Feb 13, 2015 at 5:45pm PST

You have been warned. Don’t go sending inappropriate text messages to Zoe Cross because #sheistaken and you may have your ass put on blast by her boyfriend on television for the world’s amusement.