pats2. Seattle Seahawks, Super Bowl XLIX

I mean, come the fuck on. At least in Super Bowl XL the Seahawks got their asses handed to them in every which way imaginable. This was different. I don’t want to talk about it yet. Also, if you don’t like the Pats, definitely don’t follow this guy. He’s annoying.

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “That Super Bowl isn’t #1???” Oh no, not by a looooooong shot. You see, the nice thing about losing Super Bowls is that there is a next season, and you get to do it all over again! Or, at the very least, try. That’s the case for 99.99% of sports teams. A member of the .01% is #1 on this list.