Donte Williams is a 6-foot-4 guard who plays for Redemption Christian Academy (Mass.). In a recent game, he soared over some hapless defender and threw down an absolute monster dunk, pretty much ending the career — and possibly life — of said defender. However, the poor victim managed to avoid total embarrassment as Williams’ dunk was waved off by the old fart in the zebra costume patrolling the baseline. The play was ruled an offensive foul, so no points (other than style) were awarded to Williams. Still, to the kid who got dunked on: you may have gotten off on a technicality, but may God still have mercy on your soul.