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Most of the Internet’s pop culture headlines over the past few days have been consumed by Kim Kardashian’s gigantic glazed donut ass, featured on the cover of the most recent issue of Paper Magazine. Kim K Superstar posed fully nude for the magazine – whose goal was to “#BreakTheInternet” – and made everyone freak out. Some people even decided to declare that this latest stunt was “over the top” for Kim, despite the fact that she literally got famous by making a sex video with a massive talking penis.

Regardless, Florida Panthers goaltender and social media superstar Roberto Luongo decided to use the opportunity to submit his own latest bid to #BreakTheInternet: