Stevie Johnson decided to take the rather strange concept of fantasy football (hey, let’s make imaginary teams out of real players and “compete” against each other using arbitrarily assigned scoring methods!) and bring it to the average workplace.
I drafted many of you to my fantasy work team so make sure to grab me some points today at your workplace. Don't let me down.
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 24, 2014
The resulting Twitter exchanges proved a couple of things. First, people should lay off NFL players for not getting them a certain amount of fantasy points in a week. The players have enough to worry about without having to deal with people’s shitty fantasy drafts. Second, workplace fantasy drafts actually sound fun. At the very least, Stevie Johnson may have a future in HR or as a workplace motivator.
Yess! Need those points. Be smooth SW “@ShaunWyman: @StevieJohnson13 Booked 3 guests today. Each one work 5 points for you. BOOM.”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 24, 2014
putting u on my bench “@jaffryan: @StevieJohnson13 hey i broke the copier and got my manager's lunch order wrong. -15 points. sorry dude.”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 25, 2014
13 pts “@HMack3: @StevieJohnson13 sold product to 3 accounts, signed a 4th and booked 3 expos in October. All about that sports nutrition $”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 25, 2014
Those @hotpockets are damn good “@dbert: @StevieJohnson13 burnt my tongue eating a hot pocket on break, day to day.”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 25, 2014
Flex position player. #HBHF “@mlozano9: @steviejohnson13 I'm a freelancer, does that makes me Special Teams?”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 25, 2014
50 points for this Tweet.
sleeper pick, earned 10 pts/ diaper “@RedGoldFaithful: @StevieJohnson13 Does changing diapers count? I have already changed 5.”
— HiMom. (@StevieJohnson13) September 25, 2014
