memphis grizzlies zach randolph zbowtie

Why yes, that is a mock-up of what will be a real-life bow-tie festooned with the glorious mug of Zach Randolph.

Whichever Grizzlies marketing employee came up with this idea deserves a raise. Now.

On April 4th, the Memphis Grizzlies will face off against the Washington Wizards. More importantly, the first 5,000 fans who attend the game will get the best NBA-related fashion statement since John Stockton’s short shorts – a Zach Randolph “Z-Bow-Tie.”

The only shameful thing about this item is that there’s only 5,000 of them available. The Z-Bow-Tie should be mandatory dress for any and all Grizzlies functions for the entire year.

[Ball Don’t Lie]