I’m no love expert, but a LSU football game doesn’t exactly seem like the most romantic place to hook up on Earth, especially when you realize that thousands of people are staring and laughing at you. Then again, this couple is clearly too drunk to make that realization.

Plus, you put a bunch of drunk college kids in one stadium on a Saturday night and you’ve got a serious problem if at least a couple of them don’t start sucking face. Unfortunately for these kids, their intense, sloppy lovemaking was cut short when those pesky bleachers teamed up with gravity to be a huge cockblock.