This video is making the rounds on the Internet today and, while it’s very funny, don’t be duped – it’s also not legit. The video, which features retired Slovenian sprinter Alenka Bikar and her fine assets, is a handful of years old and that creepy audio was dubbed over the original video at least a few years ago. In case you’re wondering at what was said by the “announcer” in the video, it’s pretty much a mix of Spanish and gibberish and somebody on Reddit made the effort to translate it for you:

“So here we are, the winner is 208. We are on live. As you can see the star… OHHH… What a powerful legs… Ladies and gentlemen, without doubt that is the reason she is the winner.

Referees have decided she is the winner although I saw she finish the race in third position… Yes, yes, yes every girl should do something to… OHHHAAWWOHH… to have a chance in the sport.

If she won in that way, imagine… OHHHHHH MYYY GOOOOOD… We are all agree that 208 is the winner in this competition without doubt. Goodbye ladies and gentlemen!”

Amazing. Trust me, I wish it was real just as much as you do. Fortunately, we still have Brent Musberger.