We don’t post a whole lot of these Taiwanese Animation videos, but this one was too good to ignore. All that’s missing from this Molly-infused romp through NFL hypocrisy — and Jerry Jones’ adventures with scantily clad women — is that doofus with a Dallas Cowboys 2015 World Champs tattoo.

Warning: even though it’s animated, there is some suggestive behavior in this video. Proceed with caution if you’re at work.