I have a few friends who work in nightclubs, and I’ll stop in on the occasional Friday or Saturday night to grab a couple drinks. Without fail, every time I’m there, at least one patron asks to do a flaming shot (or, asks the bartender to do something with fire, as if they’re trained pyrotechnicians). The answer is always “NO” because 1) it’s illegal, and 2) people are dumb, as evidenced by the video above of a man in Lithuania who ordered a “Flaming Lamborghini”.

Here’s a little advice: Don’t ever do a flaming ANYTHING — either at a bar or at home (for the love of God, definitely not at home). You’re probably gonna have a bad time. Also, your shitty bartender may only toss you a few napkins to help put it out.