If Game of Thrones has taught the public anything, it’s that death is never too far away (and in some cases, seems unfairly and cruelly inevitable).

Death could come from anywhere, including but not limited to; attending a wedding, being a king’s prostitute, being the brother of Stannis Baratheon, drinking wine and not ensuring that your opponent in a fight to the death is, in fact, dead (damn it, Oberyn).

Now, thanks to Dorkly, you can properly gauge whether or not you’d survive the rough and tumble world of Westeros. Spoiler: probably not.

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