VersaceNot going to the World Cup this summer? Not to worry — you can celebrate in style with Versace’s official World Cup-themed t-shirt. Sure, it’ll set you back $690, but you’ll be the brightest, most festive dude in your local pub. Although, if you wear this thing out in public, somebody will spill a drink on it. Guaranteed.

From Versace:

To celebrate the 2014 FIFA World Cup in Brazil, Donatella Versace has created a special t-shirt that combines the passions of football with the vivid iconography of the Versace DNA. A brand new Versace baroque print is created using the colors of a Brazilian carnival, decorated with repeated images footballs and flowers. Gold chains and leopard print add luxury, while silhouettes of football players connect the glamour of Versace with the sportsmanship of Brazil. At the heart of the t-shirt is the iconic Medusa head, with a special Versace rock twist.