A Deadspin reader sent in video from a friend’s bachelor party in Charleston over the weekend, where comedy legend Bill Murray just happened to be present. Here’s how the submitter, whose name is Stephen, described the scene:

Over Memorial Day weekend, 20 of my buddies from Boston College got together in Charleston for our friend EJ’s bachelor party. At one point during dinner at a steakhouse, one guy goes to the bathroom downstairs and sees Bill Murray sitting with some people with a fishing vest on. We talked to the waiter to see if we could send him some drinks, to which Bill declined. One of my buddies then went down and asked if he’d come up and say a few words for EJ and got a “No thanks.” My buddy comes back up dejected and tells us it’s not going to happen. Two minutes later, Bill fucking Murray walks into the room and gives this speech.

If you’re Bill Murray, you should just do this all the time and charge $10,000 for two-minute roasts. There would definitely be some takers.

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