This lady stuck out like a sore thumb at last night’s Astros-Yankees opener in Houston because, for one, she’s a Red Sox fan in Texas and, two, she was flaunting possibly one of the dumbest signs of all-time.

Not only did she make the all-too-common traitor vs. trader mistake, but she also misspelled the name of the former Sox outfielder who she was attempting to scorn. Ellsbury ended up going 0-for-4 in his Yanks debut, but he’ll have 161 more chances to redeem himself this season. The same can’t be said for this moron.