The University of Louisville is set to take on Kentucky in a Sweet 16 matchup of the NCAA tournament on Friday, and the university really wants their couches to make it out alive regardless of the winner.

Apparently, couch fires are sweeping the Louisville campus…that’s the only explanation as to why the university’s on-campus housing department would feel compelled to distribute these hilarious flyers to students living in dorms.

I can imagine the students’ reactions to these looked something like this: