You finally have some free time after your hectic day to sit down and watch some quality television programming on Netflix, but the vast library of mostly mediocre and stale options prompts you to continually browse. And browse. And browse. And browse. And browse. And browse. And browse. Until finally you give up and watch an episode of Arrested Development you’ve see 42 times or a documentary that your friend recommended about a Swedish furniture maker who creates miniature chairs and curio cabinets for dollhouses. Well take the stress out of actually picking out a show or movie with Netflix’s new “Just Browse” plan. For only $5 you can endlessly browse Netflix movies and shows without actually ever picking one! Just like you already do!

[TheOnion]