While you were getting a brand new tablet or an Xbox One from Santa, this gentleman was busy getting his Adam’s Apple graffitied.

Like he didn’t lose a bet or anything, he was presumably not fall-down drunk and did this on his own freewill with real ink that stays on your skin forever. This individual purposely got the same tattoo as a below mediocre NBA player who is averaging less than 12 points per game and shooting 34% from the floor.

I think this is the spot where I’m supposed to put the “SMH.”

This is much, much worse than Chris Smith’s ink homage to J.R. because at least that’s his brother and will be for life.

Chris Smith tattoo